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brat has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ during 2017.

  • Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

    Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

    ½

    violently hated it when 7-year-old me was forced to watch it with her family at thanksgiving 2003 & violently hated it when 21-year-old me forced herself to rewatch it last night just for mr. william bradley pitt

  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions

    ½

    this is the darkest Clueless (1995) timeline

  • 5 Films About Technology

    5 Films About Technology

    ½

    this was so excruciatingly amateur that i was convinced that it was made by a high schooler so i looked the director up to see if he, like, won a contest or something but NO he's a 31 year old man so there's truly no excuse for its superficiality

    HOWEVER i will say that i do love the idea of shorts playing before feature films (this played before colossal) -- very cool way to showcase burgeoning artists :)