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brat has written 31 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2017.

  • Working Girl

    Working Girl

    ★★★

    this could’ve been really fun if it had been written by someone who had uhhh actually interacted with a real live woman before

  • Lady Macbeth

    Lady Macbeth

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    normally i live for films about complex women who kill BUT ... it’s impossible to root for a white woman killing a little black boy. it’s totally conceivable that this act was intended to encourage us to not root for her & to demonstrate how evil this woman is. okay. that makes sense. but perhaps choose a different, not overtly racist act so that all of the film’s potential feminist politics don’t fly out the window??

     sofia coppola stayed in her lane while making the beguiled & maybe this (white) director should have as well.

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    ★★★

    if y’all had just told me that lee pace & rami malek are in this as sexy vampires i would’ve watched it MUCH, MUCH sooner

  • Funny Face

    Funny Face

    ★★★

    the Look of the Day is audrey hepburn in a black turtleneck interpretive dancing in a parisian beatnik night club

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★

    truly honestly the only interesting part is when deckard EXTREME ZOOMS into the photograph of the snake scale lmao but catch me pretending to love it after 2049 kicks my ass!!!!

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★★

    suck a dick jacob

  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

    Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

    ★★★

    my new religion: worshipping the sexy tomb raiders who risk their lives to save the world every time there's any sort of rare astronomical event

  • Rough Night

    Rough Night

    ★★★

    more like ROUGH DRAFT am i right ladies ??!?????

  • Meet Joe Black

    Meet Joe Black

    ★★★

    the only thing stopping this from being my new go to feel good movie is that it's 178 minutes long for uhhh no discernible reason

  • Nine

    Nine

    ★★★

    fergie outshining daniel day lewis?? it's more likely than you'd think!!

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ★★★

    great story! love how it teaches girls that boys will love you even if you have the personality of an unfrosted blueberry pop tart ... as long as you're blonde, skinny, & wearing a dress covered in 10,000 swarovski crystals! 😋

  • The World's End

    The World's End

    ★★★

    "The Gang Fights A Shit-Ton of  Gentrifying Aliens"