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brat has written 33 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ during 2017.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh

  • Carol

    Carol

    ★★★★★

    LGBT culture is sneaking off from your family’s holiday dinner to go watch carol in your room alone

  • Stoker

    Stoker

    ★★★★★

    Park Chan-wook has never been afraid to go there with his work. Stoker, his first English language feature film, is yet another prime example of his flair for capturing the taboo.

    Stoker is a gorgeously shot coming-of-age story about a young woman realizing, and eventually accepting, that insanity runs deep in her blood. The adult leads, Evelyn (Nicole Kidman) and Charlie (Matthew Goode), are conventionally beautiful and complex -- their outward appearances so meticulously crafted that no one would ever…

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★★

    i wish i knew how to quit constantly rewatching this masterpiece

  • A Single Man

    A Single Man

    ★★★★★

    planning an oceans eleven style heist to steal jeff bridges’ oscar for crazy heart & return it to its rightful owner colin firth

    who’s down

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    i will not rest until the academy pays for their heinous crime of not even nominating ralph fiennes for best performance by an actor in a leading role. just wondering when they’ll learn to have fun & recognize comedic talent!!!

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    (seen on 35 mm film as part of the David Lynch retrospective at the NW Film Center)

    this is one of the only movies i’ve ever seen that accurately depicts what dreams are like. eat david lynch’s shorts, inception!!!

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★★★

    FUN FACT: it's been scientifically proven that the most tonally pleasing sound to the human ear is ewan mcgregor's singing voice in moulin rouge

  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    ★★★★★

    "You're all flops. I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops."

    my fav genre is upper class white people yelling at each other over nothing. i'm not being facetious or snarky -- it's genuinely so dramatic & fun!!! they never have to go that hard but they always do!!!

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

    oscar isaac tore up the dance floor AND my ass

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    yo donnie darko he was just 16 when he found a very strange book to read
    it was all about a realm unseen
    (he's gonna save the world cause he's donnie darko)
    when a bunny named frank showed up to assist 
    donnie darko decided to follow it
    there was a great big crash and everything changed
    his mental health got all rearranged
    when he first woke up he realized
    that frank the bunny had saved his life
    he could see…

  • Birdman

    Birdman

    ★★★★★

    impeccable live action bojack horseman fan fic