One time Michael Ironside poked me in the belly.

Favorite films

  • Clifford
  • Mike's Murder
  • One from the Heart
  • Zandalee

Recent activity

  • Silverado

  • Donnie Brasco

  • Hostel

  • Fame

Recent reviews

  • Silverado


    Everyone in this movie is very photogenic!

    Way too goddamn long, but that finale is extremely good shit.

  • Donnie Brasco

    Donnie Brasco

    Would love to know if the part where Bruno Kirby, James Russo, and Michael Madsen bury Al Pacino in sand after he falls asleep on the beach is part of the "based on a true story".

    Forgot how much of a schmuck Pacino is in this. It's actually kind of sad. Makes his performance and the stakes around him far more interesting.

Popular reviews

  • I Like Movies

    I Like Movies

    It affected me emotionally and that's the greatest compliment you can pay a filmmaker.

  • Chilly Scenes of Winter

    Chilly Scenes of Winter


    Me 10 minutes in: "Huh. Weird move to center a rom-com around this guy. He seems a little creepy."

    Me 10 minutes before the end: "Ohhh. Yup. Got it."

    Can't quite decide if this is an anti-rom com, or just the only true rom-com that realistically shows people and relationships as they really are. Either way it's deeply uncomfortable!