incredibly dumb but had me squirming a little
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“Jesus, these pirates are monsters!”
“Well yeah, but remember I shot one of their guys in the neck last week and killed him, so I think we’re okay too”
almost every line of this movie is funny to me. even every little detail is a joke hidden in plain sight...like Steve blatantly pointing to the wrong Ping Island, Capitan Hennessy running around being shot in the heart, the interns existence in general lmao, or the way no one complains about…