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  • Unfriended

    Unfriended

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    incredibly dumb but had me squirming a little

  • Spree

    Spree

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    enjoyed parts of this but definitely not gonna call up my pals and say β€œYo you NEED to watch Spree!”.

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  • The Apartment

    The Apartment

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    I adored this film...or maybe I just adored Ms. Kubelik, but either way it was very captivating

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    β€œJesus, these pirates are monsters!”

    β€œWell yeah, but remember I shot one of their guys in the neck last week and killed him, so I think we’re okay too”

    almost every line of this movie is funny to me. even every little detail is a joke hidden in plain sight...like Steve blatantly pointing to the wrong Ping Island, Capitan Hennessy running around being shot in the heart, the interns existence in general lmao, or the way no one complains about…