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Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Brooklyn
  • Evil Dead II

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  • Scream

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  • Malevolent

  • Monster Inside: America's Most Extreme Haunted House

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  • The Boogeyman

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  • Scream

    Scream

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    made my boyfriend watch this for the first time and had to hold myself back from asking him if he had any guesses on the villain every 15 minutes

  • Malevolent

    Malevolent

    I don’t even know how to rate this like if this had gone the way of Insidious instead of so many inexplicable shots of Florence’s back for at LEAST 5 seconds too long this would’ve gone so hard. It had a lot of potential but turned into a massive whoopie cushion deflating with a giant fart noise in the last 30 minutes. I have so many questions and I’m not sure any of them were answered. Especially at the end - just a broken leg?? After all that hacking done?? And most especially - why was Florence American??

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  • Papillon

    Papillon

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    Fellas is it gay to stick something that's been up your best friend’s butt inside your own butt?

  • Becoming Jane

    Becoming Jane

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    Tom and Jane at each other literally every 5 minutes: πŸ‘€
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