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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    Where are we going? We're going nowhere. This is a directionless mess. Enjoy your stay. Feet everywhere. No explanations. Style over substance? Maybe. This movie is in limbo, you can hardly feel the floor under your feet while watching. Oddly captivating experience, like being physically held down and forced. In an inexplicably good way. Some gags do hit hard, others fall flat. Often times the flat ones worked best. Meandering is the one verb this movie deserves. Truly not bad,…

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas


    Twangy banjoes echo distantly as you admire the eagle slowly but gently blending into his surroundings, until there's nothing but desert in your field of vision. Mike Gira made a song called No Words / No Thoughts, but Travis might aswell have written it. I've been there, haven't we all? A poor, huddled, eremitic lizard man. The eagle takes you under its wings, so you steal his eggs. America: First and foremost, an idea, a feeling, a phenomenon so distinct yet also blurry, an oxy moronic place in a confused world in a starry, cold universe.

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  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny


    Imagine finally convincing the cute girl from your class (who you've been eyeing for some time) to come over to your house to kick back and watch some movies.. You both pick one and she goes with "The Brown Bunny". Neither of us knew what was going to happen. We weren't ready, not physically nor psychologically.

    What followed was perhaps the most excruciatingly awkward few minutes, tearing my heart apart like peeling an orange, biting my flesh and sucking my…

  • Nekromantik



    watched this one on a first date, ended up getting sodomized with a frozen carrot

    - some german rapper