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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
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  • The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai

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  • Monkeybone

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  • Kikujiro

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  • The Inside of the White Slave Traffic

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  • Hands on a Hardbody: The Documentary

    Hands on a Hardbody: The Documentary

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    On its surface, Hands on a Hardbody: The Documentary is just ten outta ten great entertainment. It's fun to see a bunch of eccentric people compete in the legal bloodsport of "whoever can keep hand on truck longest, get truck." If you somehow don't understand why people like watching sports, just watch this. Heroes are born, bonds are forged in the fires of war, and the stakes have never been higher (truck).

    But what makes Hands on a Hardbody eleven…

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

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    It's 2011. Racism is over thanks to Obama, the world is about to end in a year, and a hot new group from Liverpool lands in the States with their hit song "Party Rock Anthem." I'm sixteen years old and I watch the Miyazaki movies for the first time because a girl was crushin' on was super into them. I remember before watching my first Miyazaki movie, people were saying stuff like "oh these are masterpieces!" and "these are life…

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  • The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai

    The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai

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    Woops. I accidentally rented a soft core porno.

    I was at the local video rental store, Videotheque, and I went straight for the "Japanese cult" section. Because if I'm gonna pay money and rent a flick, I gotta get the shit that isn't available at the library or streaming. And this section of the store is peak "only 347 people have logged this on letterboxd" zone. So just looking through I saw this spine with this fun title, plucked it…

  • Monkeybone

    Monkeybone

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    This movie commits a lot of crimes against the mind but then I think about Chris Kattan running around like he does and I am at peace

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

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    Really loved everything about this movie except for the fact that its primary tension is the sexual one between an adult and a child

  • Babes in Toyland

    Babes in Toyland

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    What children's movies are lacking these days is raw chaos