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  • Excerpts from Soon

    Excerpts from Soon


    More projects oughta experiment with the under-recognized artifice of audio recording in performance the way this does!

    I mean c'mon, how've we not thought of giving every character their own boom pole before; I'd like to see some 2010's found footage horror movie where instead of everybody having their own camcorder or smartphone, you have 15 teenagers running around with Zoom recorders and Tascams.

  • The House of Yes

    The House of Yes


    Once this silly "COVID-19" thing is all over, the first major event in NYC will be my never-before-seen mass gathering at Madison Square Garden; where tens of thousands of fans from around the globe will come together to celebrate Parker Posey.

    We, all wearing Josie and The Pussycats face masks, will watch this movie on the jumbotron in communal awe.

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  • 21 Bridges

    21 Bridges


    Shoutout to the lady who loudly farted during the tense final standoff.

  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry

    Jacob Tremblay only did this for the paycheck, he blew his savings on coke and strippers.