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  • Ma

    Ma

    ½

    Between this, Wish Upon, and Fateful Findings, I can’t tell which would be better to watch at an 11pm screening surrounded by half awake but clearly inebriated heckling 19 year olds

  • Two Cars, One Night

    Two Cars, One Night

    ★½

    Just really fucking bad

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  • Lover

    Lover

    Cucktales: Story of the MGTOW Massacre.

    Like I've said in the past, I don't feel the need to handle "student films" or "low budget" films with kids gloves, and especially not YouTuber personalities, and Ralph, if you're reading this, it's only fair. You got to rip apart Space Cop, I'm gonna rip this apart.

    To put it bluntly, Lover is extremely underwhelming, underwritten, under-lit, under-produced, unoriginal, overall bland student film on black white digital, through an eye-sore of a crop…

  • Cinema Steve

    Cinema Steve

    ½

    Changing out one horrible student film cliche for another doesn’t make you smart kid 

    Refer to untitled.jpeg.mov for how to make a real joke film.


    Edit: Oh god that Andrei Tarkovsky bit was so bad I thought this was part of RocketJump.