Michael H.oarty

the color of television, tuned to a dead channel

Favorite films

  • Foolish Wives
  • The Story of Marie and Julien
  • Stray Dogs
  • Penda's Fen

Recent activity

  • Death in Venice


  • Knightriders

  • Written on the Wind

  • The Spider's Stratagem

Recent reviews

  • Freeway


    For the longest time, whenever I'd scroll past this poster I thought the guy was Jason Alexander

  • Master Gardener

    Master Gardener

    Cum town bf red scare gf

Popular reviews

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    I’m left with the impression that this whole operation had the express purpose of being a meme generator, but as anything other than a seven-hour freakshow, I’m struggling to find any value. Goode/Chaiklin seemingly have zero empathy for any of their subjects, choosing instead to giggle behind the camera. No, it doesn’t take much logic to draw the conclusion that 90% of the people featured here are utter sociopaths, but they’re also treated with nothing higher than amusement. The Jinx,…

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen


    My attitude towards people who would rate this film as anything above a contemptible, morally decrepit piece of shit is akin to the YA weirdos on Twitter who think you’re a pedophile if you like Salo. Very bold of the producers to pull a “libertarian temporal pincer” of sorts (casting one of the oldest looking men in the world to play a teenager and making his love interest counterpart look years younger than she actually does irl.)