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  • Captain Fantastic

    Captain Fantastic

    ★★★½

    Cut off the last 10 minutes and this could have been a classic.

  • The Secret Life of Pets

    The Secret Life of Pets

    ★★½

    Simple plot but the vast array of animals and light hearted nature make it an enjoyable watch

  • Blockers

    Blockers

    ★★½

    Worth it to see John Cena's beautifully sculpted barenaked ass

  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★★★★½

    A reflective and poignant look at isolation and relationships that perfectly encapsulates the essence of Tokyo.

  • The Night Before

    The Night Before

    ★★★

    Inconsistent tones but funny moments make it worth a watch

  • Friend Request

    Friend Request

    ½

    Hilariously bad

  • Kung Fu Panda 2

    Kung Fu Panda 2

    ★★★★

    I cried

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★

    Holy Guacamole

  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    ★★★★

    Casey Affleck is a revelation. An enduring and methodical tug on the heart strings.

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    ½

    I still vividly remember struggling to sit through this abomination back in 2009.

    The near 3 hour run time is filled with obnoxious characters and utterly incoherent, jarring action sequences. How lovely.

    It is an insufferable assault on the senses with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    It is not worth your time or money, just avoid this garbage.