Well, I guess I found the yearly lifeless trauma horror flick. And on top of that it's also a Stephen King adaptation, which as expected makes it even worse. Nothing much to speak of here - awful script and acting, uninspired direction, and it's even not scary either.
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Roald Dahl's The Witches 2020
I thought all hope was lost when the movie opened with the most annoying Chris Rock narration you can possibly imagine, but I actually ended up kinda enjoying the rest. It's no masterpiece or anything, hardly even good, but the 2.2 average still seems unreasonably harsh to me. I guess it helps that I'm unfamiliar with both the 1990 version and the book, but it is what it is.
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Taxi 1998
Fuck Eiffel tower, Bernard Farcy is the French national treasure!
Last time I watched this, I gave it 3 stars. Just ignore that, I was simply an idiot. This has to be one of my top 5 most watched movies and it's funny every single time. In fact so funny that I decided today to try it without subtitles and it was more or less equally enjoyable.
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His Wedding Night 1917
Another case of "Keaton great, Fatty not so much". And it's not for his lack of potential either. For some reason he simply keeps writing profoundly unlikable characters for himself. This one aged rather poorly.