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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
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  • Raya and the Last Dragon

    ★★★

  • In the Beginning There Was Light

    ½

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★½

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  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hopefully this hasn't been done before (it probably has, but fuck it):

    Big Kahuna Burger Recipe

    Prep Time: 15 minutes

    Cook Time: 10 minutes

    Level of Difficulty: Easy

    Serving Size: 4

    Ingredients

    Burger
    1 pound ground beef or bison
    2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce
    1 tablespoon grill seasoning
    4 pineapple rings (canned or fresh)
    4 pieces bacon, cooked until crisp
    4 slices monterey jack cheese
    Spicy cilantro mayo

    Spicy Cilantro Mayo
    1/3 cup mayonnaise
    1 teaspoon Sriracha or chili sauce
    1…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    Friend: You put too much salsa on my Takis.

    Me: You don't like me cooking?