★★★ Watched 19 May, 2019
take me down to ryme city where the pokémon are real and and the bulbasaur are pretty. 😔
★★★★½ Watched 18 May, 2019
“hang me, oh hang me, and i'll be dead and gone.”
music is my greatest passion in life and this shit hurt me, okay? it reached inside my chest and squeezed my heart so hard it left bruises. i wasn’t ready for all that.
★★ Watched 18 May, 2019
this movie doesn’t feel remotely shyamalanesque.
also, it’s so completely middling and bereft of scares that it hardly registers as anything at all.
★★★½ Watched 18 May, 2019
*u can’t touch this by mc hammer plays softly on loop throughout the entire movie*
★★★½ Watched 16 May, 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
*pours incredibly caustic chemicals into water and then goes in the water with no real protection*
it’s that 1800’s entrepreneurial genius in me, babeyyyy!
★★★★ Watched 11 May, 2019
capitalism is FUCKED. politics are FUCKED.
the performances in this movie FUCK.
★★★★ Watched 10 May, 2019
for the record, this is exactly what i think australia is like.
★★½ Watched 06 May, 2019
i watched this in anticipation of the met gala tonight, and while the clothes were beautiful, can we collectively agree that it’s time to start eating the rich?
★★★★ Watched 05 May, 2019
“i wished i could disappear as if i had never existed.”
don’t talk to me, i’m too busy fantasizing about steven yeun’s backsplash.
★★★½ Watched 02 May, 2019
i know it ruined his life in a lot of ways, but having people believe you made a deal with the devil to make super sick music is the most baller shit in existence, period.
★★★★ Watched 30 Apr, 2019
“listen to them, the children of the night. what music they make!”
when in doubt, just give ‘em the Dracula Stare. 👁👁
★★ Watched 29 Apr, 2019
this sure was a movie! stuff happened! brie larson shooting a gun! occurrences!