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Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • F for Fake
  • The Seventh Seal
  • About Time

Recent activity

  • The Big Sick


  • Noelle

  • 20th Century Women

  • Mistress America


Recent reviews

  • The Santa Clause

    The Santa Clause

    This is how Elon Musk sees himself

  • Julie & Julia

    Julie & Julia

    The love I feel for Julia is equaled by the consuming vitriol I feel for Julie

Popular reviews

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wizard Parents: Please, doctor, you have to help us! Our son has been bit by a werewolf! 
    Wizard Doctor: Merlin's beard! Bring him in. What's the boy's name?
    Wizard Parents: Remus Lupin.
    Wizard Doctor: ...You're shitting me.

  • Anastasia


    Writer 1: Hey, remember that very real historical event when that whole royal family was violently murdered?

    Writer 2: Yeah, that was only like 80 years ago. Like, kinda long, but not really when you think about it.

    Writer 1: Exactly. Wanna make a movie about how one of them was not ruthlessly killed off and then at the end fucks off with John Cusack instead mourning her family’s brutal massacre? 

    Writer 2: Only if we can make it clear that it was green demons that led to the October Revolution and not the very valid concerns of the proletariat masses