Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Santa Clause 1994

  Rewatched 19 Nov 2023 1

  This is how Elon Musk sees himself

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  Julie & Julia 2009

  Rewatched 26 Sep 2023

  The love I feel for Julia is equaled by the consuming vitriol I feel for Julie

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 29 Dec 2017 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Wizard Parents: Please, doctor, you have to help us! Our son has been bit by a werewolf! 
  Wizard Doctor: Merlin's beard! Bring him in. What's the boy's name?
  Wizard Parents: Remus Lupin.
  Wizard Doctor: ...You're shitting me.

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  Anastasia 1997

  Watched 25 Mar 2020 1

  Writer 1: Hey, remember that very real historical event when that whole royal family was violently murdered?

  Writer 2: Yeah, that was only like 80 years ago. Like, kinda long, but not really when you think about it.

  Writer 1: Exactly. Wanna make a movie about how one of them was not ruthlessly killed off and then at the end fucks off with John Cusack instead mourning her family’s brutal massacre? 

  Writer 2: Only if we can make it clear that it was green demons that led to the October Revolution and not the very valid concerns of the proletariat masses

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