God, don't let me become a film bro
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Wizard Parents: Please, doctor, you have to help us! Our son has been bit by a werewolf!
Wizard Doctor: Merlin's beard! Bring him in. What's the boy's name?
Wizard Parents: Remus Lupin.
Wizard Doctor: ...You're shitting me.
Writer 1: Hey, remember that very real historical event when that whole royal family was violently murdered?
Writer 2: Yeah, that was only like 80 years ago. Like, kinda long, but not really when you think about it.
Writer 1: Exactly. Wanna make a movie about how one of them was not ruthlessly killed off and then at the end fucks off with John Cusack instead mourning her family’s brutal massacre?
Writer 2: Only if we can make it clear that it was green demons that led to the October Revolution and not the very valid concerns of the proletariat masses