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The Boner Brigade, top minds of objective scientific film analysis, ranks The Schwarzenegger from best to worst, utilizing a psuedo-Bayseian average derived from their own baseless, terrible opinions.

  • Total Recall

    1

  • The Running Man

    2

  • Last Action Hero

    3

  • The Terminator

    4

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    5

  • Conan the Barbarian

    6

  • Predator

    7

  • Kindergarten Cop

    8

  • Eraser

    9

  • Batman & Robin

    10

  • Commando

    11

  • Junior

    12

  • Collateral Damage

    13

  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    14

  • Jingle All the Way

    15

  • Conan the Destroyer

    16

  • The Last Stand

    17

  • Twins

    18

  • Red Sonja

    19

  • Raw Deal

    20

  • Maggie

    21

  • Around the World in 80 Days

    22

  • The 6th Day

    23

  • Hercules in New York

    24

  • Aftermath

    25

  • Terminator Genisys

    26

  • End of Days

    27

  • Escape Plan

    28

  • Red Heat

    29

  • Sabotage

    30

  • Killing Gunther

    31