Let’s give a warm welcome to America’s sweetheart, Billy Crystal with a beard! Come on out here, Billy Crystal with a beard! Looking very classy, and very warm for the weather! Let’s give him a round of applause. God love you
I can’t possibly offer star ratings to movies anymore after seeing this confusingly self-aware animated mockumentary/children’s movie.
Pretty sure I had a puzzle of this film’s poster growing up that I put together many times, but guess I never actually saw the movie until now. Would’ve gone wayyyy over my head.
“Neville are you okay?”
“Never better, I feel like I can spit fire! You haven’t seen Luna have you?”
“I’m hot for her! I think it’s about time I told her, since, we’ll probably both be dead by dawn!”
Why does nobody talk about this very important interaction??
Ya bitch saw this mf in 3D
Here’s some notes I took because I had no idea what the hell was going on!!!!
- Somebody needs to tell me if Zoe Kravitz spoke in a British accent during the movie, cause wouldn’t that go against JK’s British purity wishes?
-Newt in French dubbing is apparently Norbert
-Why the fuck did they make grindelwald so fuckin ugly I hate you Jonny depp
-Thé ultimate defense strategy : curtains
- Why didn’t…