Favorite films

  • Pride & Prejudice
  • The Florida Project
  • Burning
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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  • Three Identical Strangers

    ★★★½

  • House

    ★★★½

  • Surf's Up

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★

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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★½

    Let’s give a warm welcome to America’s sweetheart, Billy Crystal with a beard! Come on out here, Billy Crystal with a beard! Looking very classy, and very warm for the weather! Let’s give him a round of applause. God love you

  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★½

    I would deadass listen to this movie as an audio book and that’s saying a lot considering that its defining feature is architecture

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  • House

    House

    Me when I am crazy 😵‍💫🤪

  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up

    I can’t possibly offer star ratings to movies anymore after seeing this confusingly self-aware animated mockumentary/children’s movie. 


    Pretty sure I had a puzzle of this film’s poster growing up that I put together many times, but guess I never actually saw the movie until now. Would’ve gone wayyyy over my head.

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  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★

    Neville are you okay?”


    “Never better, I feel like I can spit fire! You haven’t seen Luna have you?”


    “Luna?”


    “I’m hot for her! I think it’s about time I told her, since, we’ll probably both be dead by dawn!”


    Why does nobody talk about this very important interaction??

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    Ya bitch saw this mf in 3D
    Here’s some notes I took because I had no idea what the hell was going on!!!!


    - Somebody needs to tell me if Zoe Kravitz spoke in a British accent during the movie, cause wouldn’t that go against JK’s British purity wishes? 
    -Newt in French dubbing is apparently Norbert 

    -Why the fuck did they make grindelwald so fuckin ugly I hate you Jonny depp

    -Thé ultimate defense strategy : curtains 

    - Why didn’t…