Captain Marvel ★★

Hi all you Americanadians! I saw this movie before you because the French movie week starts on Wednesday and that’s super fun. I’m gonna do what I normally do and provide some non-specific notes on why you should see it!
Why you should see it:
-soundtrack is on point
-Annette Bening looks like Madame Hooch
-roughly inspired by the 2006 masterpiece Laser Cats 
-Ben Mendelson nearly makes out with a goblin 
- Carol and her friend are def gay but Marvel won’t say that if theyre selling this in China
-BEARDED CAP IS BACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
-Jude Law has a slapping kink
- nice reference to Teen Beach Movie 2
-highkey more violent than normal featuring blue blood™️
-this is the Halo video game movie interpretation that no one ever asked for 
-coulson :)
-Goose the cat May or may not be the Demogorgan 
-the aesthetic of this movie is most definitely represented by: this meme
-the story is kind of mediocre and nothing happens but it’s still pretty fun!
Reasons why it’s better than Thor Ragnorak:
Haha nice try 
*seen in French

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