Shin Godzilla

Shin Godzilla ★★

"The noodles got soggy. I knew this job wouldn't be easy."

I've tried several times, several different versions and sequels, but I guess it's time to confront the fact that I just don't give a shit about Godzilla. This is definitely better than the last couple I've seen, but Godzilla still isn't capable of doing anything except walking through shit and setting fire to it when he gets pissed off.

Well, I take that back. He inexplicably fires lasers out his mouth and back now, which looked kinda cool, but didn't make the character any less boring to me. Most of the film involves itself with government officials trying to decide what to do, which is only more infuriating given our own government's inability to do anything useful.

It's cool looking, but meaningless to me.

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