"And if, in fact, the zombie virus is not passed through blood but saliva, then why am I not a zombie? I mean, lord knows that Rigo and I have swapped an awful lot of spit as well as bodily fluids in the last couple of days, mutually consented, of course, but then I should be a zombie. But why am I not, Dr. Avon?"
"Too much information, Chrissy."
I don't know. I still find this delightfully stupid. I doubt that anyone else will ever find this to be as fun as I do, but that's everyone else's loss, not mine.