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  • CarGo

    CarGo

    ★★★★★

    I watched this shit live on Pluto TV with my best friend and it really felt like a fucking hallucination. Admittedly more entertaining than the franchise it's trying to cash in on; think of this movie like a car wreck. It's terrible, but you just can't look away. 10/10, I couldn't summarize what I watched if my life depended on it

  • Serial Experiments Lain

    Serial Experiments Lain

    ★★★★★

    I think I figured out what they meant by "present day, present time." The analogy for internet culture in this show still rings true, 20 years later.

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  • The Banana Splits Movie

    The Banana Splits Movie

    ★★★★★

    I'm too scared to write an actual review. Here's the script to Chicken Little (2005).







    Now, where to begin?

    How 'bout, "Once upon a time"?

    How many times have you heard that to begin a story?

    Let's do somethin' else.

    I got it, I got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie!

    No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?

    Oh, no, no, not the book.

    How many have seen "opening the book"…

  • Loqueesha

    Loqueesha

    ½

    I think this movie was based off of a true story. I used to know a man like the protagonist of this film. We'll call him xXDudebroXx, and he was exactly like the protagonist of this film. Racist, sexist, and transphobic. Couldn't make a single joke without it being at the expense of a minority, just like this film.

    I really don't know how this managed to make it through the production process. I feel like this movie just spawned…