I watched this shit live on Pluto TV with my best friend and it really felt like a fucking hallucination. Admittedly more entertaining than the franchise it's trying to cash in on; think of this movie like a car wreck. It's terrible, but you just can't look away. 10/10, I couldn't summarize what I watched if my life depended on it
I'm too scared to write an actual review. Here's the script to Chicken Little (2005).
Now, where to begin?
How 'bout, "Once upon a time"?
How many times have you heard that to begin a story?
Let's do somethin' else.
I got it, I got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie!
No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?
Oh, no, no, not the book.
How many have seen "opening the book"…
I think this movie was based off of a true story. I used to know a man like the protagonist of this film. We'll call him xXDudebroXx, and he was exactly like the protagonist of this film. Racist, sexist, and transphobic. Couldn't make a single joke without it being at the expense of a minority, just like this film.
I really don't know how this managed to make it through the production process. I feel like this movie just spawned…