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  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    Ever wanted to see David Lynch questioning a monkey about its affair with a chicken? Here you go!

  • Snakewoman

    Snakewoman

    Franco seems to admire female vampires to an extent that calling it simply 'creepy' would be a massive understatement.

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  • The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser

    The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser

    ★★★★

    The story of the real-life Kaspar Hauser is a peculiar one: In 1828, a teenage boy suddenly appeared in the city of Nuremberg, barely able to talk, carrying a letter with him containing his story. Hauser later claimed that he had lived in a single room all his life until 1828, eating nothing but bread and drinking water. He died in 1833 from a (probably self-inflicted) stab wound.

    Herzog takes this source material and creates a slow yet intelligent film about society and personal identity. Another wonderful piece in the directors filmography.p

  • Santa's Slay

    Santa's Slay

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    AoTCP - Christmas Challenge Film #6

    I don't really wanna write much about this hilariously bad Christmas horror flick with more plot holes and bad dialogue than Santa has presents in his bag. Just this: When you cast Goldberg as Santa, he should definitely spear somebody through the meat counter!