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  • Jurassic Park
  • The Dark Knight
  • Rocky
  • Whiplash

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

  • Kimi

    ★★★½

  • The Northman

    ★★★★★

  • Close-Up

    ★★★★★

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    “Believe it or not, the cottage industry of fans who respond to movie trailers by spending hours over analyzing every frame at .25x speed to either prove or disprove theories has ruined the way we watch movies.”
    “Hm. Ah, elaborate on that.”
    “No, I won’t.”

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    I could say I've been 4 years for this, since that first trailer dropped, or 5 years, since the lights went up on Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, but really I've been waiting 18 years for this, ever since I wore out the tape of my Justice League animated series video wondering what it would be like to see the greatest superhero team in live action on the big screen. And while it wasn't on the big screen, it…