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  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    ★★

    You "choo-choo-choose" me?

  • The Firm

    The Firm

    ★★★

    Jovial scenes
    *jovial piano music plays*

    Ominous scenes
    *jovial piano music plays*

    Emotional scenes
    *jovial piano music plays*

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  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★½

    I don't understand this film.
    I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long.
    I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is saying.
    I don't understand why LaBeouf is shouting at me so much.
    I don't understand which robot I'm meant to be cheering for.
    I don't understand why this is a Coen Brothers cast member graveyard.
    I don't understand what anyone is doing AT ANY POINT DURING THIS FILM.
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

  • Matilda

    Matilda

    ★★★★

    Carrie, but, you know... for kids.