Transformers: Dark of the Moon ★½

I don't understand this film.
I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long.
I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is saying.
I don't understand why LaBeouf is shouting at me so much.
I don't understand which robot I'm meant to be cheering for.
I don't understand why this is a Coen Brothers cast member graveyard.
I don't understand what anyone is doing AT ANY POINT DURING THIS FILM.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Chris liked these reviews