Favorite films

  • Hereditary
  • Best in Show
  • The Hurt Locker
  • The Wolf of Wall Street

Recent activity

  • No One Will Save You


  • The Unbinding

  • Scream VI


  • Scream


Recent reviews

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    Concept: 5/5
    Acting: 5/5
    Execution: 4.5/5

    Epically conceptualized fever dream of every little boy’s worst fears.

  • Time Trap

    Time Trap

    Concept: 2/5
    Acting: 1/5
    Execution: 1/5

    The budgee$ on this one was one caveman less than necessary.

Popular reviews

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife


    Acting: 4/5
    Concept: 3/5
    Execution: 3.5

     Went into this with all the nostalgia and I was not disappointed to feel all the feels.
    However, I didn’t feel like this was a substantial installment of the franchise because it felt disingenuous. Why in the world were there weird ghosts in mt. doom? Oh well. Worth the feels.

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    This was a movie? I thought this was a YouTube video explaining our current predicament.