The shart heard round the world
I think I WOULD have really liked this movie.
Unfortunately, the theater was full of solipsistic millennial fuckbags, who could not get over the apparently hilarious fact that human beings existed before them, and that context exists beyond their entitled bubbles.
No one gives a radioactive tit what you have to say during a movie, so SHUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF AND SHUT YOUR GOB. If you can't do those two things, stay out of the theater. And also die, thanks.