The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid ★★

Wayyy too long, hilarious at the wrong moments, and devoid of fun when it needs it. Javier Bardem should have been everyone in this film. It was both campy and “artsy” with no intention behind. There was no thematic through line or appropriate attention to scale making everything feel like a checklist to look like the little mermaid rather than a story worth watching.

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