• Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    ★★★★★

    didnt realise ricardo montalban was in this movie omg

  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove

    ★★★★★

    honestly w/o kronk this film would be just average....he’s the reason this movie is so iconic no doubt about it

  • Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

    Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    absolute cowards for not making jedediah and octavius an actual couple,, only letting them hold hands when theyre about to die... like ok u only made them gay when it was time for some tragedy... i see how it is

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★

    when will egyptians be played by egyptians instead of white and/or racially ambiguous ppl ....

    al capones black and white effect was really cool and v. fun to watch

    oscar the grouch definitely shouldve had more screentime & either joined the bad guys OR after being rejected join the good guys. 

    severe lack of dinosaurs

  • Night at the Museum

    Night at the Museum

    ★★★★

    they need 2 be more respectful to the languages in the film esp. w/ attila the hun... no need to make fun of him and pretend to not understand him when mr ben stillers out here talking to a monkey just fine

  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    ★★★★★

    lesbian robots..

  • The Legend of Hei

    The Legend of Hei

    ★★★★★

    i have never seen anything this cute ... also fengxi was right

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★★★

    the gold black panther suit was the prettier one

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i cannot believe ive never seen this film before.... the way it ticks all of my boxes for a good film... horror... man hating women..... megan fox... what more could u want ?
    i'm glad u asked. i wanted jennifer to fuck up the band.. why couldnt she and amanda seyfrieds character join forces at the end... that wouldve been a win for lesbians methinks.
    i did really like the ending being scattered throughout the credits though !! it made…

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★

    man i never thought i'd watch a movie about a rat and enjoy but this one was really fun... i do think they should've pulled a bee movie and had remy and colette drop linguini to start a business together ( not romantic like the bee movie , just a business partnership ) bc why do they tolerate a guy who cant even cook at all... like i Get the whole point of the movie is anyone can cook but…

  • Maurice

    Maurice

    ★★★

    overall i liked the film however i didnt really like maurice as a character at all. i think he was v. short sighted and given time his relationship to rupert graves character wouldve crumbled. im gonna add more to this review another time

  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin

    ★★★★★

    i nearly cried in the theatre i love pooh bear so fucking much