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  • Midsommar



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Did this movie give me hallucinogenic drugs to make me believe it was great?

    Going into this completely blind and only knowing the basic premise based off of trailers, Midsommar at first didn’t feel like it would do anything for me. Combine the overdone ‘happy secluded medieval cult’ trope with the director Ari Aster, who last made the movie Hereditary which I didn’t think that much about - and I was convinced this would be just another attempt at a…

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep


    Like the greatest sandwich of all time but with baked shit for a filling, Doctor Sleep begins okay, ends pretty well, but has a massive load of rubbish stuffed in the middle that ultimately made it a movie I didn’t like too much. Take aside some clever ideas, good effects, decent performances, great use of classic cinematography from the original The Shining and new open doors for theories of what exactly was going on in that movie - this film doesn’t…

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