Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Room
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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  • Valley of the Dolls

    ★★★½

  • Hot Summer Nights

    ★★

  • You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★★

  • Scream 4

    ★★

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  • Valley of the Dolls

    Valley of the Dolls

    ★★★½

    2018 ✨sucked ass✨ but i thought i’d end it on a high note by watching one of my favorite guilty pleasures

  • Hot Summer Nights

    Hot Summer Nights

    ★★

    when this first came out and started getting bad reviews i couldn’t tell if it was because the straight girls who fetishize every interaction between two conventionally attractive white males were infuriated that timothée chalamet was making out with somebody besides armie hammer or if it was genuinely bad. it’s both. HUNTER FUCKING STRAWBERRY?????? i’m sorry i didn’t know this movie was based off of a fanfic written by a 13 year old. maybe the shitty screenplay and the attempt to portray maika monroe (the most bland white girl in existence) as some type of aphrodite should have been a clue.

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  • Boy

    Boy

    ★★★★

    taika waititi who gave you the RIGHT to make me FEEL things?!?! i would now DIE for little rocky

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth

    ½

    who let this wattpad story written by a seventh grader become a netflix production? i can’t decide if the acting is literally the worst i’ve ever seen because the script is terrible, or if the script sounds so bad because of the horrible acting. i’m pretty sure it’s both.
    update: I JUST FOUND OUT THIS ACTUALLY WAS ORIGINALLY A WATTPAD STORY WRITTEN BY A 17 YEAR OLD BACK IN 2011 AND MY BIGGEST QUESTION IS HOW THIS GIRL WAS 17 AND NOT 12 WHEN SHE WROTE THIS