• The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★½

    seated. popcorn and maltesers. barbie trailer. opening hans christian andersen quote. simone ashley mermaid. halle singing. chills. dog! a man is there. uncomfortably cgied sea creatures. sexy evil vanessa. hellscape of mediocre modern movie one liners. silly fun. roll credits. cinema saved?

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below

    ★★★★

    it’s really quite filthy down here

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★½

    jim really said “wanna play mermaids?”

  • Emily

    Emily

    ★★★★

    wuthering heights sweetie you will always be famous

  • The Town

    The Town

    ★★★★

    "that's a fun one!" - chloe

  • Barbie in A Christmas Carol

    Barbie in A Christmas Carol

    as charles dickens intended

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★★

    that spider-man kiss LMAOOOOO j*ke the snake you're done

  • The Dig

    The Dig

    ★★★★

    it’s no Holes (2003) dir Andrew Davis but it’ll do

  • The Insider

    The Insider

    ★★★

    michael mann could literally point a camera at a rock for three hours and i’d be all in

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★½

    feminism is the chills i get whenever the wonder woman theme plays

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★★

    aaron sorkin: america would be a great place IF i was in charge and everybody listened to me :)

    me for some reason: and i’ll watch

  • The Dry

    The Dry

    ★★★

    eric bana being a zaddy > jane harper’s novel