Umut Tokluca

"You remain dead for all eternity, but you're alive only for a brief moment."

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Prisoners
  • You Were Never Really Here
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

Recent activity

  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OVA 4 - Yet Another Man's Battlefield


  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OVA 3 - The Tale of Teacher


  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OVA 2 - Simple People


  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OVA 1 - The Blind Alchemist


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Venom and Eternity

    Venom and Eternity


    Oh my god, it was meaningless and fucking hilarious in a bad way. I really wanted to close this halfway through because it was so fucking boring and I didn't get that urge this badly even while watching The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa. This is not even a fucking "movie" anyway. You just listen to this man who is a self proclaimed genius who will change the history of cinema forever for two fucking hours and in the end…

  • My Hero Academia: Training of the Dead

    My Hero Academia: Training of the Dead


    I LOVE Tsuyu and her FROG FAMILY. But I couldn't care less about her lizard friend I'm sorry. If she was mentioned A SINGLE TIME in the series, maybe I would. This OVA was dumb. That zombie quirk is too stupid, overpowered and DANGEROUS to be ignored in this universe but naming the one with that quirk "Romero" was cool. 5/10.