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  • The Abyss

    The Abyss

    ★½

    Cameron is a fine technician and all, but this is dreadfully boring. hard to believe it was a Summer blockbuster. Can admit that I really dislike this brand of sci-fi no matter what, and resist this type of genre sermonizing, but nevertheless

  • Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

    Perhaps the dopiest movie ive seen in my life. Admittedly could not come at this in good faith at all... i fear my brain would have to be scrubbed down pretty hard before i ever could.

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    I love the attention to detail in this movie, the small touches and considered nuances that really flesh out this world, like the white board that John Krasinski has had up for over a year that says some shit like

    Survive:
    Medical Supplies
    Sound proof

    Creature:
    ARMOR
    Sound??

    WHAT IS THEIR WEAKNESS?!?

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    Haven't been this inclined to walk out of a movie in a long while, profoundly tedious stuff, just fucking drips along. Hereditary is likely the worse movie, but I recall that one holding my attention for the duration of the film.

    Clearly constructed to generate marketable talking points that will eventually make up the meme-ified discourse Aster caters to so well:

    "uhhh, yea, might think twice before i book my swedish vacation !!"
    "tfw u have a bad trip lol"…