It Chapter Two

i wish i could write a pithy withering one-line joke review about what an absolute train-wreck of a motion picture this is but I'm too drained from the runtime to have anything good to say

felt like i was staring into the Deadlights for three hours.
the best scene was the one with the 'you've got mail' film poster in the background bc I could at least zone out and reminisce about a time where i was watching a slightly less bad movie

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