• Be My Cat: A Film for Anne

    Be My Cat: A Film for Anne

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    anne hathaway could do this but adrian tofei couldn't do The Princess Diaries

  • Ms .45

    Ms .45

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    more like hit or miss .45

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

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    if Maria Bakalova's career doesn't skyrocket after this it will be the worst thing to happen in 2020

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin

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    the more powerful a man is, the funnier it is when he, because of situations outside his control, has to do a girly little run

  • Baby Done

    Baby Done

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    just when I thought 2020 was a write-off in terms of good movies....

    was lucky to watch this in a packed New Zealand cinema. Hope the rest of the world can enjoy it soon!

  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

    Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

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    whiplash would be a better film if the song they kept trying to play was the cowboy bebop theme tune

  • Blue My Mind

    Blue My Mind

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    if shape of water and harmony korine's kids had a beautiful trashy swiss baby

  • Now You See Me 2

    Now You See Me 2

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    DanRad definitely said yes to this just so he could basically play a milennial tech-bro version of Draco Malfoy

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

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    the avengers for kids who's childhood hero was derren brown, not spiderman

  • Thirst

    Thirst

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    wish I had a third arm so I could tattoo PARK CHAN WOOK across my knuckles

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

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    pretty bold to make a cosmic space body horror movie and cast nic cage as the everyman normal human protagonist

  • Evolution

    Evolution

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    julianne moore