Slasher films need no introduction, let's cut to the chase; you wanna see kills, thrills n' spills, right? A masked man dismembering teens with an axe for very petty and minor reasons? A wisecracking dream demon with a penchant for slicing and dicing college students? An all-too-learned costumed killer who gets real nasty if you get any of his trivia questions wrong? Hell yeah! Forget "killers are coming", they're already here...

I've made others before, but this one's the definitive article, the cream of the crop (or crap, possibly), here's all the stalk-and-slash movies you could possibly hope for! Whether it's killer Leprechauns or maniac mechanics, I've got it all here for you. Dig in, and remember to suggest any I've missed that you particularly love in the comments below so that I can make this list even more definitive! :3