Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023 1

  I know I invoke Community too often but it really does feel like everything in pop culture lately is just chasing the high of “Remedial Chaos Theory.”

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★½ Watched 04 Dec 2023

  Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.

Popular reviews

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  Vox Lux 2018

  ★½ Watched 13 Sep 2018 2

  rest of the world: *through tears* p-please... you can’t just do every performance with a stupid accent
  natalie portman: noo yawk

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  Man on Fire 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2021 13

  Mainstream movie critics spent 10 years giving Tony Scott shit because his movies looked like music videos, so now every blockbuster looks like a Netflix Original and every studio director has had their personal style driven out of them by Kevin Feige. This is art.