Patrise

Patrise

Maybe the real best film was the friends we made along the way. Hi, I'm Patrise and I make questionable movie reviews.

Favorite films

  • Mean Girls
  • Parasite
  • A Walk to Remember
  • Four Sisters and a Wedding

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  • I Am Not Big Bird

    ★★★

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

  • Isle of Dogs

    ★★★★★

  • Wonka

    ★★★½

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  • I Am Not Big Bird

    I Am Not Big Bird

    ★★★

    Ika nga ng Tita sa harap namin,

    Puro kalokohan!

    Not all the jokes landed and may moments na napasabi ang jowa ko ng, "Okay, next group!" (lol) but fun naman siya. Excited to see more mainstream studios make 'taboo' topics into films!

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    why did she dye her hair a similar color? why not something completely different? i mean she's still easily recognizable with that hair...

    also, it's almost valentine's day. time to buy a--- just kidding

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  • Four Sisters and a Wedding

    Four Sisters and a Wedding

    ★★★★

    After my nth time of watching, I just realized now that CJ is fondly called "Reb-Reb" because the sisters made a REBisco cracker tower, which they offered to baby Jesus when they asked for a baby brother. HAHAHA *mind blown meme*

  • Gusto Kita with All My Hypothalamus

    Gusto Kita with All My Hypothalamus

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    siguro the only real shots of aileen ay 'yung una at huling eksena ng pelikula. 'yung naglalakad siya sa mataong lugar in slow motion sa saliw ng kantang Ikaw Pa Rin. Ang 'yong mukha'y lagi / lagi na lamang sa isipan ko. madalas wala siya sa frame o kaya out of focus. kasi hindi naman tungkol sa kanya 'to. ang hirap mapag-isa! ang hirap maging malungkot sa maingay na siyudad. kanina ka pa niyan pinipilit abutin. maniwala ka.

    Saan reception niyo? Sa Padi's?!