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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

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    We’re a modest dance academy with modest goals:

    1. Give you the best education at a reasonable priceΒ 
    2. Drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

  • The Music Man

    The Music Man

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    I yearn for the old days when feuds between traveling anvil salesmen and flim-flam artists threatened to rip apart entire Iowa towns.

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  • The Father

    The Father

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    When my grandma was suffering from Alzheimer’s at the end of her life, I always wondered how terrifying it must have been to live in the world she was then experiencing. The family she adored and spent her whole life sacrificing for had become foreign to her, and all of life was contained to what she perceived in front of her. The emotional toll the disease takes on those around loved ones is what I’m most familiar with, so seeing…

  • Cruella

    Cruella

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    Well, it LOOKS stunning, and the performances are great (give it up for my boy Paul). It’s just all so unnecessary and at odds with what we know about the actual character. Because of that, it never feels like a genuine origin story but rather a revelatory apologia.Β 

    AND WHERE’S HER LONG CIG???