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  • Pulp Fiction
  • Come and See
  • The Shining
  • The Shawshank Redemption

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  • Event Horizon

    ★★★

  • Pleasure

    ★★★½

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

  • From Beyond

    ★★★

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    The Northman understands the intensity and ferocity of Viking age society while suckling off of the humour and hyperbolic folk-telling that so much of the mythology embraces. This film is equal in its savagery as it is its passion. Having consulted experts of the era such as Niel Price, it is brimming with historical head nods such as the minor details of the viking funeral detailed by Ibn Fadlan and the designs of the shields have been inspired by archaeological…

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    ★★★★

    This is such a perfectly timed film. When every film has gotta have some super serious and "nuanced" take on the world, the lads at Jackass got their dicks out and cause unspeakable pain to themselves for the sake of entertainment. You can sit back and laugh and watch your worries wash right over you like it was pig ejaculant. I don't think cock and ball torture has ever been as wholesome as this because throughout it has this amazing…

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  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon

    ★★★

    Hellraiser meets Alien in this cosmic horror meant in the most literal sense. The villain is purposeless and its gets off the wall insane just cause it can yet equally, it's an undeniable frame turner. Fishburne and Sam Neil are so damn good here.

    P.S: Is this the film that made the 'pencil through folded paper' explanation of wormholes popular?

    64%

  • Pleasure

    Pleasure

    ★★★½

    The porn industry is one that is easily maligned be it from personal moral qualms with the concept itself or the treatment and trends of the content. Pleasure acknowledges the downfalls but depicts everything in a surprisingly fair way. We get shown the sets where consent and comfort is paramount but are also confronted with those times when things go too far. I would hardly say the film endorses this life of perceived hedonism, but fairly shows both sides.

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★

    The best thing about this was.....wait no I can't say that. Well the premise is....nope probably shouldn't say anything there either. The villains......fuck. The movie is about Spiderman......yeah.

    60%

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    Who are all you fuckin wierdos giving this 5 stars. This has a 4.4 average on letterboxd. Just for context Taxi Driver has a 4.2 and There will be Blood has a 4.4. You telling me this is at There Will Be Bloods level!!!! I didn't see Taylor Swift lift no child from a burning oil mine and give a monologue about milkshakes that sent a chill down my spine. She literally bitched about a guy that did nothing wrong.…