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  • On the Beach at Night Alone

    On the Beach at Night Alone

    ★★★★★

    badass motherfuckers in all ways imaginable

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ½

    bruh I can’t help but to love this horrible trash

  • The Bridges at Toko-Ri

    The Bridges at Toko-Ri

    ★½

    Looks like Alain Resnais and Andrê Dussollier were right all along.

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ½

    If this doesn’t win all the Oscars I’m making a clone of myself to kill me. Will Smith is the Charlie Chaplin of our age.

  • Lucy in the Sky

    Lucy in the Sky

    ½

    This makes every pretentious film on earth look digestible because of this film’s aspect ratio, story, characters, and themes being thrown into the sky so they can be destroyed by birds that normally go through wind turbines.

  • Wasp Network

    Wasp Network

    ½

    oh how the great have fallen...

  • Endless Night

    Endless Night

    wonder if this asshole knows who straub/huillet, costa, and weerastehukal are...

  • Young Ahmed

    Young Ahmed

    bitch wtf

  • Guest of Honour

    Guest of Honour

    ½

    atom egoyan should’ve stopped making movies twenty years ago

  • No. 7 Cherry Lane

    No. 7 Cherry Lane

    ½

    insert go-animate joke here

  • Dolemite

    Dolemite

    I mean... c’mon. You have to like this.

  • The Exterminating Angels

    The Exterminating Angels

    It’s literally an inferior version of Polanski’s Based On A True Story, made only eleven years earlier, and that’s saying quite a lot to be honest.