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Considering the surprising lack of murders, Iβm starting to suspect that Agatha Christie actually had nothing to do with this seriesβ¦
βI suppose that is where the mystery really residesβ
βIt hurts on the inside.β
This pointless reboot is such a misguided misfire that for itβs sole music cue it mystifyingly goes with Nitzer EBB rather than Prodigyβs βFirestarterβ?!?!
These two songs are so close in vibe that the only thing I can figure is that Prodigy took one look at this lame-ass disaster and simply said, βNOPE!β
βIβd hoped this would have gone betterβ
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1982 Marathon - Film #89
βWeβre together againβ
Sometimes love is unconditional giving
Sometimes love is a willingness to compromise
Sometimes love is cleaning up other peopleβs messes
Sometimes love is disposing of freshly discovered corpses
Sometimes love is dealing with annoying Americans in a fiery manner
Sometimes love is constantly having to seek out fresh new victims in an effort to sastify a neverending blood lust even though the one you are doing it for reallyβ¦
Cinematic Time Capsule
1982 Marathon - Film #88
βI was wondering if you could come to our house and bless itβ
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be an exorcist.
I was a priest. You know, and we always called each other Father. Like you said to somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a Father. He's one of us." You understand? We were Fathers. Priests.
Anything I wanted was a phoneβ¦
βHe accuses everyone of murderβ
βIt is a problem, I admitβ
The real problem is that there needs to be murder before Poirot can actually start solving the murder, and this boat ride takes forever to finally reach destination death.
Along with trying to break a record for the worldβs longest first act, Branagh also likes to spend a huge amount of time showing off his sense of visual flair.
Heβs like that rich kid, we all knew growing up,β¦