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  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman


    the real psycho is the little girl and i would die for her!! i would put up with an infinite amount of dorky 80's parodies if they have rubber monsters this cool

  • The Body Snatcher

    The Body Snatcher


    probably the scariest part of this movie is how god damn likeable karloff is playing such a hateful scumbag

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  • La La Land

    La La Land


    i don't care what anyone - including the director - says, this movie is only about one thing: the soft spot you'll always have for the first obnoxious dumbass you fell in love with

  • Minions


    when i say i would die for my daughter, it doesn't only mean i would give her a vital organ or make her drink the last of the water in a desert or take her place in front of an oncoming speeding vehicle or pull her out of a burning building. it also means i will die thousands upon thousands of small deaths - i watched the seconds of my life tick slowly away as i endured the mind-numbing boredom…