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  • Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

    Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

    ★★★

    tiffany and debbie gibson rehashing their feud while running from giant mutant swamp creatures <3 they each recorded a new original snake related song for the movie and one of the best scenes is a montage of the gators n pythons growing bigger and stronger set to the debbie gibson dance song...sharknado wishes!!

  • Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death

    Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death

    i had to skip part 2 so i could watch this lady directed entry for international women's day...cannot express how much i adore the dreamy/grimy aesthetic of these...the warlock vs warlock plot is pretty great aside from the highly dubious african mystic type guy who aids the hero...honestly though it doesn't matter what happens, watching this at 1am brings me such a sense of calm and contentment, i don't know why my stupid brain is wired this way but i hope i never find the cure

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  • Minions

    Minions

    when i say i would die for my daughter, it doesn't only mean i would give her a vital organ or make her drink the last of the water in a desert or take her place in front of an oncoming speeding vehicle or pull her out of a burning building. it also means i will die thousands upon thousands of small deaths - i watched the seconds of my life tick slowly away as i endured the mind-numbing boredom…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★

    i don't care what anyone - including the director - says, this movie is only about one thing: the soft spot you'll always have for the first obnoxious dumbass you fell in love with