Favorite films

  • Hellboy
  • Harakiri
  • The Matrix Revolutions
  • The Lorax

Recent activity

  • The Gray Man


  • DC League of Super-Pets


  • Thor: Love and Thunder


  • The Black Phone


Recent reviews

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man


    Time and time again, my whole life I’ve been asked the same question. What would I do for a Klondike Bar? 

    I finally have my answer. Watching this movie.

    Restore the Choco Taco you fucking cowards

  • DC League of Super-Pets

    DC League of Super-Pets


    Am so happy to see my buddy Dwayne still getting works. was at the screening where Dwayne walked in dressed as Krypto (amazing character one of my new fave DC characters) those bafoons at Marvel can’t compare. 

    this weekend I’m gonna feed a bunch of grapes and chocolate to my uncles dog because I was told it’ll give your dog superpowers if they eat that! I can’t wait to have my very own Krypto soon!

Popular reviews

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    So boring I wanted more action scenes

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie


    I’ve never seen a Braekin Bad episode. was told Brian Cranston was a big part of the show but this Aaron Paul Blart guy was the main. was too confusing to understand, don’t understand how people could like this because it’s sooooo confusing. Quantum Tartano has disappointed me and Netflix should really learn from great companies like a24 and take from their style for their movies

    well anyway enough with this poopy dung dung, seeing the realer moovie of the weekend FINALLY TONIGHT..........
    GEMENI MAN!!!!!!