Eternals

Eternals ★½

this is like if zack snyder directed Umbrella Academy and they brought in joss whedon to finish it

that was probably the most uninteresting and inconsequential MCU movies i’ve seen in a while.
like the first 2/3rd’s of the movie they’re getting the team together and giving the most surface level character development any movie has ever gotten, and then the final act is them just fighting on the beach from death stranding. i feel like this movie like has some greater consequence in the MCU, but i don’t think that’ll ever come to cause it sucked so much lol, and was not very successful.

everything just kinda happened? i didn’t really understand any of it but it sure as hell happened, don’t mistake that.
anyway the CGI was pretty lousy, the acting was very unconvincing, even for an MCU movie, the pacing was poorly done, the characters were surface level to the point of having no weight to what happened to them, i was just uninterested and didn’t care the whole movie.

also the aspect ratio changed CONSTANTLY, shot to shot sometimes would bring 3 different aspect ratios, there’s a shot where one of them literally uses their powers and as soon as they do it the aspect ratio changes.
THE ASPECT RATIO CHANGES IN ONE SHOT, NOT LIKE IT NATURALLY STRETCHING LIKE SOME MOVIES DO, IT JUST CHANGES RANDOMLY, WHY!!!


i was gonna give it 1 star but the post credits had Patton Oswalt and Harry Styles so it gets 1.5 for them

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