mike carf

mike carf


“this pot is making you aggressive.”

- Tom Cruise

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  • Soul



    I'm gonna live every minute of it.”

    there’s nothing quite like having an existential crisis while watching a Pixar movie

    also this is the best animation i’ve ever seen

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    It's not until you're about to lose someone that you finally pay attention.”

    yeah, yeah, yeah, John David Washington and Zendaya are great and the black and white looks pretty good 

    even the soundtrack is good

    but honestly this movie is EXHAUSTING 

    im so tired. it’s like being in a fight with your significant other for an hour and forty minutes 

    if that was the point then so be it - but man that was draining

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  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2


    Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living and above all, those who live without love.”

    Harry Potter - Ranked
    Deathly Hallows: Part 2 is *probably* a perfect conclusion to the Harry Potter saga

    the reason i say *probably* is because i have no prior knowledge of the books and i basically just started watching these for the first time last week

    but i was on the edge of my seat the whole time - there’s not a…

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me?

    full of paranoia, suspense, and some really kick-ass special effects, john carpenter’s The Thing is another great contribution to the genre and one of the best monster movies ever made

    with a rock-solid story and an overall super unique feeling to it - The Thing is an absolute classic and one of the best movies of the 1980s

    also contains one of the most talented doggos i've ever seen. fantastic performance from jed the vancouver island wolf