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  • All That Jazz

    All That Jazz


    The Joy of Dying with Bob Fosse

  • Some Nudity Required

    Some Nudity Required


    Incredibly disarming female perspective on 90s sexploitation B-movies that is edited in a way that was probably too honest for some knuckleheads. Really makes you question the insidious effects toxic portrayals of both men and women can have on malleable minds. Not so much condemning, but shining a light on the unfortunate realities of wanting to make something out of yourself in a toxic environment.

    I truly don't wanna focus on unfiltered Wynorski but he is (unsurprisingly) such a goddamn…

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  • Vampires vs. the Bronx

    Vampires vs. the Bronx


    Yeah, this is alright, but I couldn't help but think about the irony that Netflix is kinda the gentrification of cinema?

  • Vampz



    (vampire x human man sex)
    "What are you?!"
    "Lil ol me? I'm a vampiyah."
    "Yeah? Then where are yer teeth?"
    "Not always where you think."
    (continues grinding)
    "There they are."

    Essential black horror. Great sense of humor, really well paced for SOV, badass vampiyah queenz, and some holy shit what the fuck practical fx.

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  • Ice Cream Man

    Ice Cream Man

    My favorite piece of Ice Cream Man trivia is that they recently tried to do a Kickstarter for part 2 but only managed to get 4 out of their 300k goal and half of that came from one backer who pledged 2k to pick an ice cream flavor in the movie.

  • Battle Beyond the Stars

    Battle Beyond the Stars

    "With a good script, a good director can produce a masterpiece. With the same script, a mediocre director can produce a passable film. But with a bad script even a good director can’t possibly make a good film. For truly cinematic expression, the camera and the microphone must be able to cross both fire and water. The script must be something that has the power to do this."

    — Akira Kurosawa

    "One of the space samurai has to have like, really big boobies."

    — Jimmy T. Murakami