F9 ★★★★½

I saw the trailer for this a week ago and I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly died. I was over it. I nearly didn’t want to see it. But sometimes, friends, when you go into a movie with expectations lower than the core of the earth what you discover is the face of god. And that face looks like Vin Diesel. I can’t believe I got to sit in a cinema and drink Corona beers while Vinny D’s dad told him that family is like a car, immortal.

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